fairy floss above the yarra river
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal
Yosemite Valley folks.
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
*sees a dog*
*PETS a dog*
Everyday life can provide honour and valour, and let’s hope that from now on this country can find its heroes in smaller places. In the most ordinary of deeds.